Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Post #122 Tornados, Aliens and Nostradamus

So.... we had a tornado touch down here in Oregon yesterday.... along with some pretty wild weather..... I think it's safe to assume the end of days is nearing. Well.... its just like Nostradamus said  "A powerful civilization... in the age of much communicating... will see great winds of change... this will mark the beginning of the end.".... Clearly about yesterday and the tornado in Clackamas county.. He was quite the seer. Amazing stuff...... Like when he said " In the third age after the second age the vision screens will dance with lives of truth"...... Dude predicted reality TV!!!....... So I had decided to do a whole Nostradamus thing.... Nostradamus jokes with made up sayings......so I Googled him and then even tried a Nostradamus/ wikileaks search...... but somehow ended up at... TOMORROW WIKILEAKS WILL UNVEIL ALL THEIR ALIEN FILES.. WTF!!!!!!!.... ( and this is 100% true... Google it)..... early leaks have to do with an actual ongoing miniwar with said aliens..... wait for it.....here on EARTH... and that they have some sort of base in the oceans near Antarctica....... I know what you are thinking.... you have never been in the Antarctic ocean waters....me either. This just may be REAL!!!!!!! So the post we end up with is a list of all the other possible places for the aliens base...... we would never find!!!!!!


1. Iran.... haven't ever been there and don't know anyone who has.... a little curious.... just saying
2. Wherever those clever yetis have been hiding for forever.... I guess snipes as well.....
3. The Lost island obviously....... probably disguised as a dharma station....
4. The McDonalds McRib factory during the 10 months a year they aren't making them
5. At David Hasselhoffs or Mel Gibsons P.R. firms.... rumor has it they have been abandoned due to " an impossible job" sources say
6. Atlantis....... so tricky to find....... you know what.... what if Atlantis is the base!!! better wikileak this!
7. Vegas...... you know.... "what happens there......."  you know the rest
8. Dick Cheney's private hunting grounds
9. Disneyland's secret other "park"...... Skypeopleland.......
10. Biodiesel factories......seriously does anyone know anyone with biodiesel?
11.  Church of Scientology temples.....actually most likely place so far.
12. Gary Busey's mind.... whether this is where these aliens are is uncertain.... what is clear is definitely some sort of aliens reside there......
13. The Portland Trailblazers..... Offices of Hope for a Championship.... rumor has it.......totally vacant
14. pretty much any couch of a celebrity marriage counselor..... always empty....
15. The place where Tom Cruises sexuality really is.......nobody can pin that one down..... Arrow could point to anywhere
16. area 51... obviously... wait too obvious..... maybe area 52?
17. inside the world of Warcraft.... I know what you are thinking.... Not a real place..... Not according to some.... too some it really really really is!!!!!
18. or on the "Oscar shelf" of Lindsey Lohan.... fairly sure it will be empty for well.... forever... and nobody would ever think to look there!!!!!!
19.  In one of the reality show houses... where they have like the 15 kids..... so many babies running around they would never notice the alien motherbase! or Jersey Shore house.... too dumb to notice a mothership..... or The Bachelor's house... too vain to notice....
20.  and finally in Switzerland.....and they'd never tell..... cause..... well their neutral


Anyways I'm off to check on this alien thing further. Oh ya by the way Mr Douglas, my sixth grade science teacher............ Told Ya So!!!!!!!!

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