Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The San Diego vacation post

So I am headed on vacation this week. Headed down to sunny San Diego..... 

Gonna surf...poorly

and kayak...dangerously

oh ya and golf along the way... exceptionally well!

and maybe if there's time a little whale watching...


But whatever. I'm excited cause I haven't been down to San Diego  in a while. In truth it used to be home.  When I was growing up..

Yep... all true. It's where I was born... er... found on the Church of Scientologies front doorstep with the note... "Pretty sure he's pure evil. Good luck having science explain where he came from. He's all yours you stupid stuffy Travolta's." But regardless lets move on.... its gonna be real good to go back home... and... I fully intend to bring you all some Southern California flavored posts.....

Posts full of Botox, silicone and lots of  "self importance". They are gonna be really well written too. I'm gonna fill them full of sentences that start with "bro" or maybe create words that are intentionally kinda "mispelish" cause I'm back in California baby and thats what we do down here!!! Hey reader bro's these posts are gonna be freekin "mirrorastical!" oh sorry I forgot to explain that one...
 Basically when you see something in life that is really really gorgeous... but.... not quite as amazing as YOU look in a mirror ... that's mirrorastical! In a sentence... "The colors in that sunset with the rainbow behind it were mirrorastical but, as usual, nothing makes them pop like I do!" 

 What else..... I plan to do all sorts of SoCal stuff... like wax a strange part of my body or maybe bleach my hair and then spend the whole afternoon just flipping it outta my face.... that's gonna be awesome...  and you know..... maybe I will even top off this San Diegan sundae by getting a lower back tattoo. This is gonna be too much fun! I gotta go..... and get packing!

Basically all this and much much more coming over the next week.  so...  San Diego... now that the courts will allow it....it will be really good to be back home.. & see you all very soon.. on the beach!
SPF Sexy!
P.S. Amy Winehouse death at 27 just adds to that long list of popular artists, in their day, that died at 27... Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix. Jim Morrison..... which is all very sad..... but the true tragedy....  we have to suffer through 10 more years of Justin Bieber. Typical! Blog ya'll later.


  1. I'm heading to Cali soon and if I see you on the nude beach I'm totally coming up and hi-fiving you! Might even slap you on the ass. LOL

  2. Have a fabulous trip kiddo. I'm totally jealous. I just found out we're supposed to drive my confused MIL from CT to Los Angeles.

    Wanna swap trips?

  3. Enjoy your trip, Steve. Be careful with the waxing, though. I tried it once and my Barry White voice is still a bit on the high side after that special experience. YYYYYYYYYYY-i-k-e-s!!!!!!!

  4. @Angie... slap away. Mine will be the super red burnt one!
    @Bodacious Boomer... no way in the world am I switching with you.... good luck. sounds like you will need it!
    @RCB... classic! If I get any waxing done be sure I will have had a couple of cocktails to dull the pain!

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